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*Old guy's still got it.
A Texas senior citizen drove his 2010 Camaro out of his garage. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little white hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-35, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, red & blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the camaro, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Texas State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Have a good day, Sir,".
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"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Unknown
Last edited by hot_rod; 08-20-2010 at 10:24 AM.
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