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Old 08-21-2010, 01:42 AM   #266
2010CamaroOutlaw
 
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3 addicts go see a specialist, one is addicted to alcohol, another cigarettes and one addicted to sex. The specialist tells them there is nothing he can do for them and that the next time they indulge in their addiction they will die. The 3 men are walking along and pass a bar, the alcoholic says, "shit I have to have a drink" He goes inside and has a beer and falls down dead. The 2 men continue along the street and as they are walking the smoking addict sees a lit cigarette on the ground, the two men stop and look at the cigarette for a few minutes. The sex addict then turns to the smoker and states, "if you bend over to pick that up we're both dead."
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