So this blind guys been having a couple drinks at a local pub near his place and hes in a pretty good mood but the two guys to his right he can hear are loud and obnoxious. He can hear some one sit to his left and feel the air move, a mans voice sais in a jovial manner "I'd like a shot of Crown and a Miller Lite!" well this guy sounded friendly enough so the blind guy leans over and sais "hey buddy, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
To which the fellow replies,"well, you might not want to do that man, two of the most beautiful women you've ever imagined, like angels even, are behind the bar serving our drinks, and they're blonde, the two biker guys on your right, . . they're huge, drunk, look fresh out of prison and they're both blonde, the door guy whos 6ft1 250+ pounds of muscle, . . hes a blonde, and the bouncer who looks neaderthalish and makes the door guy look small, . . hes a blonde!"
The blind guy thinks about this for a couple of seconds and replies, . .
wait for it, . . . .
"Wow buddy I really appreciate that, hell, you're right, I don't want to have to explain it six times."
