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Ricky has broken his leg and his budd Mick comes over to see him. Mick says "So, How you doing?" Ricky says "ok, but do me a favor pal, run upstairs and get me my slippers, My feet are freezing".
Mick goes upstairs and sees Ricky's gorgeous 19-year old daughters lying on the bed naked. He says "your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you". They say "Prove it"
So Mick shouts downstairs "Ricky, both of em?" Ricky shouts back "Of course both of em', Whats the point of f*****g one?"
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