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Blondes and Terrorist
I was reading the paper in the local diner. The headlines mentioned the bombing of a Sao Paulo school bus,
Three Brazilian Boys Killed in Terrorist Bombing
A blonde walked by, and noticing the headline, broke down and sobbed, "When will it all end? My God, what a catastrophe!"
Slightly taken aback at the depth of her reaction, I sympathized with her, saying it was indeed a tragedy.
Regaining her composure, she asked, "How many is a brazilian, anyway?"
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