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.........Another exciting episode of .....
"whatever happened to Shunt?"
.............is about to reveal itself..................
like the smelly underside of a slug...............
**screeching violins!!!!!***
**sudden silence**
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You see -- when Shunt was kidnapped, it started an Avalanche of happenings and occurences that we are only now beginning to comprehend.......
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and (!!!!)
**sound of audience flinching in their seats**
.............it involves WHY Cyber Gray Metallic is not appearing (as of yet) on any 2010 Camaro...............................
(oh the Humanity of it all)
I'll let some of you fill in the blanks.........
.......but need I remind you that:
YOU
DO
NOT
want
to mention.....
**whispering**
the 'Headlights"
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.......to
" Fbod-you-know-who "..........
*rolling kettledrums*
Be listening tomorrow as the many members of the Camaro5 family attempt to 'piece together':
>WHY Shunt was kidnapped
>WHO kidnapped him...........
>WHERE he was hidden.........
>WHEN it was discovered that he was missing...........
>HOW he managed to entangle himself in the CGM conspiracy..........
>And WHO it was on the Grassy Knoll at the GM Tech Center..............
*kettle drum roll goes here*
And another thing............................................. .......................
........what about the Plea of little "Suzie Lou??"
*insert woman's scream here*
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