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I was in my old beater monte carlo a few years back and parked in a grocery store parking lot. This old couple in a Cadillac pulled in next to me, and the lady opened her passenger door into my drivers door. I had the window down, and as she got out I asked her "did you realize you just hit my door with yours?" She looked at me with this blank "doe in the headlights" look that said "I did???" She hit it hard enough to dent mine and chip the paint on her door! I was not upset since the monte was a true beater, I didn't give her too hard a time (respect yer elders and all that ), but I did tell her that if I'd been in my el Camino she would have gotten yelled at and cops called and she should be more careful. She apologized and offered to repair, but hey, that car was not worth repair so she got off easy.