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FastEddie · 02-28-2011, 12:57 AM

1. The new ZL1. It goes a thousand smiles per hour.
2. A 15 second teaser (one of a series eventually focusing closely on the whole car)-showing the rear of the car, start- up one rev and idle and then James Earl Jones saying "Unless your the lead dog the view will always be the same." Then abruptly cut to the signage.
3. Go the comedy route and write sketches of an attached, overprotective dealer who treats "buyers" like they are asking his daughter out on a date. ala "So.. Plan on just openin' er up huh?" Holdin on to the keys to long etc.. IDK..
4. Do a steady shot of a ZL1 and have an Italian or Italian sounding voice actor say (Personifying the car)-"I got ya cargo space RIGHT HEYAH! <Cut to slomo scene of a smoky drift turn towards the camera> Another announcer's voice "The new ZL1... Finishing school not included...
5. End every Chevrolet ZL1 commercial with Mr.T saying "Shut Up Fool".
6. Anything edgier more " in your face than this tear-jerk solicitation to brand loyaty stuff we have now. Say "We came to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, and we're fresh outta bubblegum!"
Just some ideas of the top of my head.

02-28-2011, 12:57 AM	#45
FastEddie Account Suspended Drives: 2010 IOM LS3 2SS/RS Camaro Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 672	1. The new ZL1. It goes a thousand smiles per hour. 2. A 15 second teaser (one of a series eventually focusing closely on the whole car)-showing the rear of the car, start- up one rev and idle and then James Earl Jones saying "Unless your the lead dog the view will always be the same." Then abruptly cut to the signage. 3. Go the comedy route and write sketches of an attached, overprotective dealer who treats "buyers" like they are asking his daughter out on a date. ala "So.. Plan on just openin' er up huh?" Holdin on to the keys to long etc.. IDK.. 4. Do a steady shot of a ZL1 and have an Italian or Italian sounding voice actor say (Personifying the car)-"I got ya cargo space RIGHT HEYAH! <Cut to slomo scene of a smoky drift turn towards the camera> Another announcer's voice "The new ZL1... Finishing school not included... 5. End every Chevrolet ZL1 commercial with Mr.T saying "Shut Up Fool". 6. Anything edgier more " in your face than this tear-jerk solicitation to brand loyaty stuff we have now. Say "We came to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, and we're fresh outta bubblegum!" Just some ideas of the top of my head. Last edited by FastEddie; 02-28-2011 at 01:16 AM.