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Hello John,
It seems what you have is the CA (Chevrolet Addiction) Disease combined with the CAR (Chevy's Awesome Rumble) Syndrome. Now, with a simple 8 step program, you can cure the disease, but unfortunately the CAR Syndrome will never leave. You must be careful though because the CA combined with the CAR can progress to CACAR (Chevrolet And Caffeine Addiction Relapse) Syndrome, the primary symptom of which is constantly stuttering "car" whenever you see a Chevy (as in, "Ca-car! There it is, the ca-car is right there! I need it!).
So, I recommend some healthy C5 to cure your disease before it gets too bad.
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Warning: Side effects include increased heart rate, dizziness, fainting, increased chevy addiction, and in some cases, purchasing of a chevy or chevy related product.
Caution: The aforementioned warnings are guaranteed to occur if you have ever owned a chevy product.
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