My mom was poking around the "new" 2011 Corolla (aka 2010 Corolla with an insert-here grille ripped off the last-gen Mazda 6 and ZERO interior or powertrain improvements whatsoever) and lifted up the carpet in the trunk to see the spare...Toyota fanboy saunters over and says, "You know Chevy and Ford charge you for a spare tire."
My response?
"Chevy and Ford both build compacts with better interiors and better fuel economy than this outdated piece of crap."
Toyota fanboy walked away.