No April Fools here.
12:30ish yesterday afternoon I wrecked the T/A at around 80mph. Lost traction in poor conditions, car's tail went out from under me. Wound up spinning 1.5 times before impacting a barrier and sliding backwards about 40-60 feet at 60mph before coming to a stop.
Only car involved, and I'm perfectly fine aside from a bruised neck. Rear diff is crunched, 2 rims cracked, tierod pretzel'd, door sandwiched and split, rear quarter smashed along with the core, and the frame is twisted.
Oh, and the drivers side seat snapped in two on impact.
But, I'm alive. Thank you, GM. Thank you St. Therese.
She will rise from the ashes, $4,000+ USD later. Totally out of pocket on this one. :(
WARNING: F-BODY GORE BELOW!