This gotta be the worst Homework assignment in the history of high school, Does anybody remember the pina coladas song, well see made us listen to the song and told us we have to right a song about any Characters P.O.V. from the story Hamlet, with the same rhythm and flow of the the pina coladas song,
It has to be 16 lines, and each line has to have 5 syllables
I swear Ms. Ward is a real hard ass
She can't be serious