I'll probably drive her straight home to some Rob Zombie or something equally as awesome, lift her up, change the oil to synthetic, get to know her from the inside out, (no pun intended), sleep with her, then in the morning, (probably at 4:AM when the roads are empty), see what she's got on an empty straight toll road. When the sun comes out, I'll take her through some winding hill-country roads to see how she handles. Then, when all the shopping centers and malls are closed, I'm going to give all those little security dudes something to chase. I'll leave some nice dark chocolate donuts for them to clean up in the morning.
