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My plan:
9:00am pick her up from Berger Chevrolet
9:15am get lost in the back roads back to Kalamazoo (45 miles south).
12:00pm call in to work to enjoy my new BFF!
12:05pm take a nap in the plush leather seating (work nights, will be tired)
1:00pm have lunch with the local sherrif patrol to show of the new ride (paramedic and have a few friends) to hopefully avoid stopping for sex lights(someone is getting f#$%ed lights).
2:00pm stop for a real lunch at hooters, orange shorts will be the first in the passenger seat!
3:00pm show up to work and let them all know why I called in (work at American Axle and manufacturing).
3:30pm stop and get steaks, beer, and batteries for camera.
4:30pm have jealous friends over for cookout and admire the new ride.
5:00pm pour a nice cold one over the new ride and christen it the new SHNZTOY.
5:02pm Quickly wash off the brew and detail to the fullest.
9:00pm Sober and ready to take her out on the town.
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