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Originally Posted by Ivas
When I was a small boy in 1960 we went to the Fleishacker Zoo in San Francisco. While standing in a large crowd of adults in front of the gorilla exhibit, the apes started getting restless. One large gorilla crapped a huge palmful of feces into his hand and flung it at the gaping humans. It struck the woman standing next to me full in the face.  As was the style in those days, women often wore lace veils that wound hang down from the front of their hats. Her veil took the brunt of the volley. As she was whimpering and trying to wipe away the larger turds from her bonnet that she now held in her hands, a second salvo of shit, bigger than the first, hit her now naked face and open mouth.  |
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