All the bird poop on the floor where you parked should have told you not to park there!
I bet you're glad you waxed it recently, it'll make getting that poop off easier, and hopefully minimize the damage. I hate how susceptible the paint is to bird poop.
A shady one dinger (like the curbside spot you have with that tree there for shade) is great, but you have to check the lay of the land too... the poop on the floor would make that a no park zone for me!
