A few nights ago I was in a bar sitting at the bar. This chick came in and sat down and ordered 12 Bud lights. I was like, yeah, right, like you are gonna drink all those. Well, she proceeded drinking and sure enough she downed them all. She was wasted and slumped over the bar. Well, these biker dudes came over and grabbed her and took her around back.
Well, the next night I went back and here she comes again. Orders 12 Bud lights and you guessed it the same thing happened. Well, the next night I go back and here she comes again. She sits down and orders 12 Miller Lites. The bartender said I thought for sure you were going to order 12 Bud lights. She said, no, I'm not drinking those anymore. They make my a$$hole hurt.