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An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, Texas, when he saw a pit bull attacking his best buddy, he immediately jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.

The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat, and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines.' 'It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero: Risks His Life and Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.' The youngster said, 'That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan.'

The editor said, 'OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.' The young man said, 'But I'm not a University of Texas fan.'

The editor said, 'OK, then it will read, 'Rice Fan Saves Friend's Life.' Once again the young man interrupted, saying, 'I'm not a Rice fan, either.' The editor, becoming some what irritated, asked, 'Then, who is your favorite team?'

The kid replied with a big smile, 'LSU!!!' The next morning, the local newspaper headline read:

BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED

BY MEAN LITTLE COONASS!