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Originally Posted by MontyCarlo
One final reason for the battery in the trunk - the longer electrical lines make the car more susceptible to electromagnetic pulses from the government's secret orbital weapons platforms. GM was forced to do this so that in the event of tougher environmental laws, the gov't will be able to shut down your vehicle remotely and make it look like an electrical problem.
Fortunately, your Camaro can be protected from EMP weapons by using a jumbo-sized tin foil hat, which I happen to be selling for $2,000 apiece. Place your orders now!
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I thought that the government was aborting the EMP program because it now can just shut the car down with OnStar?? OOPS!!! didn't mean to screw up your marketing plan on the tinfoil hats Monty!!!