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You guys are doing it wrong.....
"Hi, my name is Mike. I'm 50-something and live in my mothers house, but she's ok with it if you'd like to come over and hang out... maybe cook dinner... if you want.
My height is in line with my weight... sort of. I'm bald up top, but chicks dig my modified mullet look.
I have a job and I work 168 hrs a week, but I only make $4.00 an hour.... I love the work tho.
If you would like to get to know me better, you name the cafe and time, I'll be the guy sitting in the dark corner with a rose from the flower store dumpster..... ORR you could pick me up, it would save me bus fare. Thanks for your time.
.... Eddie."
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin
lib·er·ty
/ˈlibərdē/
noun
1.
the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views
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