Haha, you would!
No, in all seriousness, if I could find a cute, sweet, single guy I could spend time with who was smart, funny AND drove a Camaro, I'd probably marry him because he'd be perfect. In reality, I'd get cute, sweet and married, or hot douchebag with a camaro, or a good-looking idiot. I can never find the total package. So I quit lookin'