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here is one-> i really don't think they would make it because it might piss a few people off....
a guy walking in the desert finds a gene bottle...rubs it and the gene says he will give him 2 wishes... the guys say "2 i thought it was 3" in which the gene replies "i get your 3rd wish, i already know what you want."
1st wish i need to be back in my town. bamm he is on a road with what appears to be an illegal street race. (think fast and the furious, all kinds of imports and some american muscle (hahahah) stangs, challengers ect...)
2nd wish the fastest thing from japan.
the gene says "your wish is my command" and we see like 5 cars coming at us (like the race is going on) then all of a sudden there is a 6th car coming up from behind the others, (the voice over could do all the "introducing the new 2010 camaro, with 450hp, ect...")
flies by them, wins the race in convincing fashion. slams on the brakes, slides in and stops on a side view. the guy turns to the gene and says "what’s this" gene replies "your 3rd wish", " i asked for the fastest thing from japan" then the door opens and some hott japanese chick gets out. there is a look between the gene and the guy. then the voice over would say something like at least some fast things still come from japan.
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