[myblackcamaros]

Originally Posted by wildpaws

BTW, the "Hearse Black" option is much more than a simple color option, it is a complete package. In addition to the Hearse Black metallic paint, it comes with extra deep window tint in order to keep prying eyes from seeing that you are an old geezer. The powertrain package includes the LSA engine for dusting off young punks at stoplights (especially those under 25 years old in IOM Camaros). Also included is the "Drop Dead Wheel package" with black chrome five spoke wheels and oversize tires (for hooking up that LSA power to the asphalt). Due to insurance regulations, the Hearse Black option package is not available to anyone under forty years old!
Clyde