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Originally Posted by 2Muchmark
Are you serious?
Dude, relax... Mustang owners are SCARED OUT OF THEIR MINDS that the new Cammy's are coming... I think they get hear the Camaro's engines in their sleep and its making them wet their bed!
They are so mad that they got suckered into buying yet another underpowered unattractive car like everyone else on their block. The only people who still turn their heads to look at their cars are grannies who wonder "What is that grinding screatching noise?"
Here's what's going to happen to you.
You're going to get your Car. The employees at the dealer will applaud when you drive it off the lot. EVERYONE will be looking at you and taking pictures when you drive it home.
Then when you hit a red light and some toe-head in a mustang drives up beside you, you'll grin, but just slightly. You will ever so slightly tap the gas. Not in an agressive way, just an "oops" kind of way. The mustang driver will sweat. His girlfriend will gawk at your car and at you, but you won't look back. Why? Because (a) you're too cool, and (b) who dates girls who date mustang drivers anyway?
Now the light turns green. Mustang-guy GUNS IT. His wheels squeel and he goes down the road. You on the other hand, just press the gas gently and go on. Why? You don't need to race. You don't need to do anything. You are driving a freakin' 2010 CAMARO!
The mustang driver just spent $20.00 on gas, added $250.00 wear and tear on his car, and pissed off his girlfriend. Maybe he got caught by that cop on the corner and got a ticket too. Let's pull up and see - yes! - Yes he's getting a ticket.
Hmmm... his girlfriend is walking away from him now, Meghan Fox style. Your favorite tune on your USB-Connected Iphone starts playing on your car stereo. Today is going to be a good day...
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i like it.
id be plasting something from "WITH TEETH" by NIN for the agressive fun...
or something horny from classic Duran like the chick moaning real hot at the end of HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF....
all from my INSTANT CLASSIC camaro.
its gonna happen!
V