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Originally Posted by mhood
Only a total Succubus would love you for your car...
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I once got asked, "is it
yours?" Then I lied, and said my mommy bought it and It was only because I was a good boy and didn't leave the basement until I was told to. Really, true story. I made a totally potential pick up moment into an awkward, it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, moment. My buddy who owns a SAP goat was with me at the time it happened. We were parked at
Sonic and the cutey in question was like
and her friends were like
and my buddy was like
and I was like
Cuz I told her that I thought most women think honesty is sexy.