Working with the mentally ill can be so interesting... Overheard in the hallway (patient talking to her social worker) "They burned my tits off, and now they're starting on my ******!"
I literally had to bite my lip to keep from laughing... Oh - this is the same lady who says the government is microwaving us and our eyes will become hard-boiled eggs... Never a dull moment!!!
Now, time for another exciting day!
Edit - seriously? The correct word to use for va-jay-jay is "bleeped", but the F word isn't? (seen in another thread recently)