don't worry, for all you afraid of new technology, they'll make a car version for old people like this phone:
I hear they'll call it the Cadillac GTS nicknamed (good ol'Times Syndrom) It'll come with only 4 knobs, one for turning the radio on and off and volume (only one channel, the oldies), one to adjust the heater, one to call Life Alert, and one to keep the blinker on for 5 minutes.
It won't come with air conditioning, FM, HD radio, bluetooth, CD changer, MP3 capability, Navigation, heated seats, or keyless entry.
The speedo will be limited to 45mph and the car will be 20 feet long and the body panels will be 12" thick filled with the latest in bumper-car technology. It'll come in 3 colors, brownish yellow, yellowish green, and bare metal.
oh yeah, I went there.
