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Old 04-29-2009, 03:22 AM   #29
FNKNSTN
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Drives: A Black Car
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Originally Posted by SummoneR View Post
You can also get it in chrome, and attach it to every seem on your car to taco supreme it out!!
That would be sweet! Picture this....

I wanna paint mine brown...

And instead of flames coming up from the front of the car, I want it painted to be a burlap sack at the front with the edges all ripped up and flailing in the wind.... with fist-sized pinto beans flying towards the back of the car!

And instead of the fake baseball or football that has broken and is halfway stuck into the rear window... it'll be one of those big frijoles sticking halfway out of the windshield.

How difficult do you think it would be for me to swap out the stock steering wheel with an 8" chrome chain steering wheel??

It would be easy to get the custom taco truck musical "horn" that plays songs like "La Cucaracha"... or maybe just the horn part from "Lowrider"... so I ain't worried 'bout that!

Gold spoked rims... gold tassle hanging up around all the windows... and purple shag covering EVERYTHING.

OH... and a naked Aztec woman laying on a panther skin... painted on the rear fender. And the Virgin Mary on the back window. And maybe a big bull sticker on each door.

A license plate frame that says "My Other Car Has... Lawn Mowers In The Back"

And a window sticker across the back window that says, in OLD ENGLISH, "Hecho En Oshawa, Caņada"

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Last edited by FNKNSTN; 04-29-2009 at 03:38 AM. Reason: Keep thinking of ways to make it incredibly "politically incorrect"
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