Sixjak takes a corner too fast and slides into the ditch and flips. People come on to the scene and run over to help. Then they notice his shiny exhaust. "Oooooo, lookey there! That sure is purty!" Sixjak yells out from the car, "Help, I'm bleeding in here! And I can't get out!" Onlookers keep gazing at the exhaust. "Wow, I can see myself in it! I could probably shave using this exhaust." Sixjak says, "Nevermind, it's just a scratch, and I'm kinda comfortable hanging upside down. I think I'll just stay here and hope the gravity helps relieve that pressure on my back."
