Henry, I haven't kissed my car yet, but have been caught talking to it, man! A couple weeks back when I was installing my Cold Air Inductions kit, I was talking to my baby, and my and kids were laughing at me from the door watching me talk to my car, LOL.
However, now the wife is also falling for my stealth fighter, and is also making up excuses for errands with MY CAR

Gotta draw the line with our jealous wives! The other night we went out with some friends, and our neighbor and his wife have the Stang GT. We agreed to carpool, and even the neighbor's wife wanted to roll in my Camaro, LOL.