LoLz. I got my Camaro very slightly used at Banks (where it also originated), and my 4th gen Z28 came out of Portsmouth's showroom...and neither seemed like an unreasonable place to do business.
I guess I pictured you guys living freeing or dying up there while I dealt with the People's Republic of Massachusetts trying to get a sticker. I have a Solo Exhaust with Hi Flows and excessive window tints...I wasn't even 100% sure that the hi-flows weren't going to throw a readiness code when they plugged it in, so the whole episode was a huge sigh of relief for me.