[KJS]

Two true stories that happened to me:
FIRST: A few years ago my one month old car was parked in AN EMPTY E - M - P - T - Y beach parking lot. While I was returning from the shore, I hear a loud crash!
I go running to see my car turned around 180 degrees - and see a guy and his girlfriend getting out of their car to look at the damage to the rear of my car. The owner was teaching is girlfriend how to drive (or how not to drive) He claims "she hit the gas by accident instead of the break". Huh?
Needless to say THEY called the cops because I was a lunatic, but she got the ticket for no license, his insurance company paid for the repair, and because I was able to do most of the repairs myself I made a fair bit of change on the deal.
SECOND story: Its raining like a mother and I find a decent parking space at the end of an row at the movie theatre. We come out and parked next to me so close that I can't even open the drivers door is a sh!t box. Keying it would mean nothing, soooooooooo I bend the w/wipers back at a 90 degree angle and took the blades. Wonder how long the driver waited to get someone to come with replacements.