I hear your pain MBS and I am with you.
I could never figure out why neighbors buy a dog and then leave it in the backyard for its entire life to bark 24/7 on a constant basis.
Or decide to bust out the leaf blower 5 minutes after I wash my car to stir up every ounce of dust and debris.
Couples arguing at 3am and sharing with the rest of the world what troubles they have in their family not realizing their windows are open.
My last retarded neighbor burnt his garage down and I was left to spray mine with a garden hose for 15 minutes with an inferno just a few feet away praying for the FD to show up in time and let me tell you folks...THAT was one helluva ****ing prayer!!!!!
What I have figured out is I somehow have lifetime front row tickets to stupid and I get to bare witness to it in action daily whether I want to or not. That is why I buy popcorn in 5 gallon barrels, the 3 flavors of course. Caramel, cheese, and regular.