I have to confess that my wife is a door dinger....trust me she's been called worse!!!
In her defense, she is beautiful, she is a great mother, a wonderful wife......she is just dumb....yes she is blonde!!
I had very few worries about getting a ding on my door. Did not plan on taking my new baby to crowed parking lots and I have a driveway and a garage. I forgot about the wife.
Day #3 with our Camaro. We pull into the driveway and I stay far enough back from her car that is to my left so I have room to open my door. The wife, throws the passenger door open and lets go of it. SMACK!!! into the basketball pole.
I just closed my eyes and lowered my head.