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Your dealer is an idiot. In fact, your dealer couldn't tell the difference between a Lamborghini and a DeLorean. The obvious truth is that your dealer was once an auctioneer and develops a strange tendency to fill any gap of silence with arbitrary discussion that makes no sense. You may notice, when he enters his office or cubicle, that he develops quite a twitch when he sits alone or that he talks to himself at a rapid pace. These are clear signs that he is exercising his lying tongue. We can only hope that someday he fills his sentences with facts like he fills gaps in speech with words.
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