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Old 04-16-2008, 10:44 PM   #45
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I can't keep it in any longer!

I heard from insiders at GM's secret underground base that the top dog will have 4000 horsepower with 3600 pound-feet of torque with a government-sponsored top secret engine that will only go in the upcoming Camaro. It will have extendable wings and be able to fly. It will look like the bottom has neons, but those will really be special rockets that help it hover above ground. The flux capacitor will activate at 88 miles per hour so you can go back in time to redo races you lost in previous cars. The active fuel management feature will not be available in the Camaro as it will use a nuclear reactor to power it's overwhelming motor, and it will do 0-60 faster than the NASA space shuttle. The top speed will be 600 miles per hour, and it can teleport using new technology that was stolen from a space-faring civilization from the future. I'm sure I've forgotten something, so feel free to ask questions.




In less sarcastic words, the Camaro will be a dream. We don't know that many facts, so you can either believe what I just told you along with the other nonsense speculation that we've been making, or you can wait for the truth from GM. I recommend believing my story because it's much more entertaining than the other speculation we've discussed.

This post is not intended to disrespect any member or any opinion. It only points out that speculation is nowhere near as important as facts. Focus on the facts, and keep the faith.
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