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Originally Posted by Gruv3451
Ok I'll chime in. This absolutely happened!
Me: “Everything sounds good. I'm going to buy the car.”
Older Salesman: “Alright, let's get things going.”
Me: Sounds good. “I have my own financing and you’re a preferred dealer so I'm going to run home and get my paperwork. I'll be back in about 30 minutes.”
Older Salesman: “Oh well you don't have to do that we can call up whomever you financed through and have them "vex" us the paperwork.”
Me: “Uhhhhh, what?”
Older salesman: “We can just have them Vex it over.”
Me: “Are you saying Vex with a V as in Victor?”
Older salesman: “What?”
Me: (At this point I was just staring at him.)
Older salesman: (He's staring back waiting for me to say something.)
Me: (Making sure I am super articulate) Did you say "V.E.X. - Vex?"
Older salesman: “Yes, we have a vex machine here and they can just vex it over”.
Me: (At this point I'm trying my best NOT to break as I clearly knew what he meant from the get go. I just wanted to see how far he would take it.) So, you have a Vex machine?
Older salesman: “Sure do.”
Me: “I think you mean fax machine don't you?”
Older salesman: “What did I say?”
Me: “Vex. With a V”
Older salesman: “Well you know what I mean. I can't keep up with all the new technology nowadays son.”
Me: “Hmmmm”
Older salesman: “So what do you want to do?”
Me: “I'm sure your concerned that either I won't come back in 30 minutes or your just super-efficient. Either way, I'm going to get my paperwork and I WILL be back.....you have my word.”
Older salesman: “Alright then. When you get back I’ll show you some pictures of MY Camaro if you’d like.”
Me: “Sure that would be cool” (and indeed he did)
.............end scene
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and what camaro did he have
