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Old 07-19-2009, 05:15 PM   #167
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Originally Posted by Indpowr View Post
1 piece at a time..
Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
Went to Detroit, workin on assembly line
The first year they had me puttin wheels on Cadillacs

Now every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black

So one day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in my lunchbox, in my hand

Now gettin caught meant gettin fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand

I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'd know it's me when I came through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
Gonna drive everybody wild
Cause I'd have the only one there is around

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunch box and with help from my friend
I left that day with a lunchbox full of gears

Now, I never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Specially if I strung it out over several years

So, then I got me a fuel pump
Then the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome

The little things I could fit in my big lunch box
Like nuts, and bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out my buddie's mobile home

Now up till now my plan went allright
Till we tried to put it all together one night
Well, that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried put in the bolts all the holes were gone

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit a help from an adaptor kit
We got that engine runnin just like a song

The headlights, they was another sight
We had 2 on the left and 1 on the right
But when I pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on

About that time my wife came out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "honney, take me for a spin"

So we headed in to town just to get the tags
And as we drove on down the main drag
I could hear everybody laughin for blocks around

But up there at the courthouse, they didn't laugh
Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got done the title weighed 60 pounds

I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
Gonna drive everybody wild
Cause I'll have the only one there is around

Yeah, red rider, this is the cottonmouth in the psycho-billy Cadillac, come on

Negatory on the cost of this mo-chine there, red rider, you might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up, it's cheaper that way

Uh, what model is it??????

Well......

It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56, '57, '58, '59 automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67, '68, '69, '70 automobile

-One Piece At a Time,
Johnny Cash
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