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Originally Posted by patternpilot
I have been married four times. I ALWAYS SAY THAT DIVORCE IS THE OPPORTUNITY TO START OVER WITH ALL NEW SHIT.
She gets the goldmine, and you get the shaft. I have many more. Now I just say that it is cheaper to keep her.  |
So I saw the quirky statement about you getting the shaft and it was funny. Some how I missed the first part, earlier, about you being married four times. Really, you don't think somewhere in there is a lesson, or whatever?
I have a cousin did it three times. One was to a religious nut, I won't call anyone out, but we didn't see my cousin for a few years during that marriage. I do this
when thinking about his three, let alone someone that does it a fourth time. But at least my cousin finally just decided to be him and happy. He's very, very successful in business and has a nice lady that he spends time with and has for several years, they just keep things separate.
I like to think I'm the smartest guy in the room, I'm not just single, I never got married either, I just skipped straight to being divorced and I love it. Get to buy all my own toys, take trips, get a new dog or cat, move, really do whatever I want without asking a ball and chain for permission. I seriously actually prefer hanging out with my friends that are 20 years my senior and divorced, I seem to have a lot more in common with them than my other friends that haven't been married and are closer to my age.