[PHXLT1]

Who doesn't know when, how or what not to say? Don't get it? Lucy lemme splain! I have this friend who've I've known for bout 11 years. Real cool guy who my whole family likes. Problem is when he's on the grog (beer) he sometimes says things he shouldn't. Not vulger, disrespectful things to my wife or family. More like things he and I talk about. Example! One day we say this drop dead bombshell of a woman, and being men, we commented on her, uh, talents. Well my bud come over the following week and blurts this out after a few cans o suds. (Face palm!) I tried to play dumb but my wife knows me better than I do. I had to put my foot up my friends ass the next day. Course he didn't memr! Arg! He's a cool guy and a great drinking buddy but damn dude put a cork in around the mrs! This has happened more than once but trying to shut his yap is like trying to know a womans mind. You just can't do it. C'mon, I know I'm not the only one with a dumbass friend.