We have something an investigation over on 5thgen.org, but I would like to have the whole 5th gen community help on uncovering on this GM conspiracy. Ive been following up on leads to find my Shunt, but we have our troubles.
First the Black Suburbans:
Second, I discovered Chuck Norris was hired to drive the black Suburban. As seen here Fbodfather on the far left has the GM staff and some of the disciples take picture with Chuck Norris, so they can keep it as a personal reminder that they mean business. No one escapes Chuck Norris. No one.
Finally we have a poster, feel free to post this around. The more people know about Shunt, the sooner Shunt can be back at home in the trunk of my car.
Also we speculate that one of our members has been abducted and placed into the trunk of the V6 models. Recent intel lead us to believe that Shunt is exclusive to the V8 model only.