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Originally Posted by fbodfather
...from "The American Heritage Dictionary" -- copyright 1969 *hellyesI'moldsosueme!*
Let us all turn to page 1136 and repeat in unison:
SHUNT -- ..........4.) To evade or avoid -- by refusing or putting aside.....
........let this be a lesson!
*insert evil laugh here*
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
By the way ----- (in the accent of my friend Mr. Iden from the Gret State of Texas.....)
"All y'all are just too twisted for the news......"
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.....mmmm....Scott "shunts" the question.
*In a Detectives voice from a 50's Police movie*
He knows more yet doesn't want to implicate himself....he tries to change the meaning of "shunt"...whom we all know to have been the last person to ask about the headlights. Did you see his expression?....and the "evil" laugh?....
Mmmmm yes. He does know more.
"Mr. Settlemire. It is believed that you along with your crew are responsible for the dissappearance of a newb named 'Shunt.' The last we heard from 'Shunt,' he'd asked "are those the real headlights?"...and stated..."If so, I don't like them!' No one has seen or heard from 'Shunt' since that day.
Mr. Settlemire...'Shunt' has family. "Evade' and 'Avoid' are truly concerned with his whereabouts. They say it's not like him to not call home with more news of the 5th Gen (and we believe he might have come across highly sensitive information). So, from this point on...with your denial of information and refusal to accept leniancy from the State for cooperation in our investigation, you are now a suspect in the dissappearance of Shunt. Be advised:
You have the right to remain silent.
You do not have to make any statement oral or written, to anyone.
Any statement that you make will be used in eveidence against you in a court of law, or at your trial.
You have a right to have a lawyer present to advise you before and during any questioning by police officers or attorneys representing the state.
You may have your own lawyer present, or if you are unable to employ a lawyer, the court will appoint a lawyer for you free of charge, now, or at any other time.
If you decide to talk with anyone, you can, and you can stop talking to them at any time you want.
The above rights are continuing rights which can be urged by you at any stage of the proceedings.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS?
And so it shall be....
MY investigation begins.....
Now....
...about Shunt.....