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Originally Posted by Mark T
Yes, this is a legitimate question.
My 1LE is a month old. I baby it and care for it.
Today, I stopped by the store with my wife, and quite literally was in there for 2 minutes.
I parked in the back in a vacant area of the parking lot.
We walked right in, bought what I needed, and walked right out.
I opened the door for my wife, and she exclaimed "what is that?"
Sure enough plain as day and unmistakable,..
A fresh wad sitting on my spoiler in back.
Of course enraged and hurt, I cleaned it off with a tissue, and drove home.
What kind of sick greasy grit would do such a thing.
I am so pissed off at this.
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For the entire first week I had my Camaro someone spit on it in the parking lot at my work, I had an idea who it was. Walked up to this person I suspected, didn't let him know I thought it was him. I said " can you believe someone keeps spitting on my car?" he says " who would do that?" I say " good question, probably some jealous loser that has nothing better to do with his time" he says "yeah, your probably right" then my last words to him were " well, all I can say is if I catch who is doing it I'll use their remains to fill the potholes in the parking lot after I'm through with them, then I'll use a handful of hair I rip out of their skull to clean the spit off my car." May have been a bit harsh of a statement but guess what...the spitting stopped after that....
In all honesty some people are just assholes and thrive off of chaos and knowing they made somebody have a bad day...best not to let it get to you. But oh how satisfying would it be to use that persons face to clean the spit off...

rant over lol