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*GTAHVIT* · 06-09-2008, 02:09 PM

Briefing Time: 1908 Zulu

Operation: Freedom Rope

Mission: SSR Rapid Deployment Extraction.

Subject: Mission Essential Assets.

Requirements for Go / No Go: Location of Shunt within 1/4 mile.

Attendees: Freedom Rope Command Staff

Staff,

I'd like to show you our latest asset to be used in our efforts to rescue Shunt. We've recently added to our inventory a High Speed / Low Drag (not so much stealthy) Extraction Vehicle (HSLDEV) to our Alert 5 SSR Rapid Response Teams.

Image:

We feel it necessary to consider this vehicle our primary means of extracting Shunt due to the following tactical advantages.

1. Just WOW!
2. The new Ear Drum Rupture (EDR) equipment has proven to temporarily stun and, in some cases, incopacitate the enemy.
3. Holy Poop! this thing is fast!
4. Lung Extraction Technology (LET) will literally cause enemy assets in the immediate area to cough up a lung as the HSLDEV passes by, due to the extreme reduction in available O2.

You may ask why we felt it necessary to reclassify this brief from "Top Secret SCI" to "For Official Use Only". We felt like the overwhelming advantage created by the aforementioned HSLDEV capabilities will allow us to be outta there long before they can respond.

We expect this to be the only glimpse the enemy will get of the HSLDEV. (the tail lights):

This concludes today brief.

We are stading by for further instructions.

06-09-2008, 02:09 PM	#194
GTAHVIT Blessed Drives: 2013 Sonic RS MT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,441 View My Garage	You won't see us coming. But, you'll know we've been there. Briefing Time: 1908 Zulu Operation: Freedom Rope Mission: SSR Rapid Deployment Extraction. Subject: Mission Essential Assets. Requirements for Go / No Go: Location of Shunt within 1/4 mile. Attendees: Freedom Rope Command Staff Staff, I'd like to show you our latest asset to be used in our efforts to rescue Shunt. We've recently added to our inventory a High Speed / Low Drag (not so much stealthy) Extraction Vehicle (HSLDEV) to our Alert 5 SSR Rapid Response Teams. Image: We feel it necessary to consider this vehicle our primary means of extracting Shunt due to the following tactical advantages. 1. Just WOW! 2. The new Ear Drum Rupture (EDR) equipment has proven to temporarily stun and, in some cases, incopacitate the enemy. 3. Holy Poop! this thing is fast! 4. Lung Extraction Technology (LET) will literally cause enemy assets in the immediate area to cough up a lung as the HSLDEV passes by, due to the extreme reduction in available O2. You may ask why we felt it necessary to reclassify this brief from "Top Secret SCI" to "For Official Use Only". We felt like the overwhelming advantage created by the aforementioned HSLDEV capabilities will allow us to be outta there long before they can respond. We expect this to be the only glimpse the enemy will get of the HSLDEV. (the tail lights): This concludes today brief. We are stading by for further instructions. __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals." Last edited by GTAHVIT; 06-09-2008 at 05:20 PM.