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Old 05-31-2014, 09:55 PM   #8123
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Originally Posted by SSE 4 2SS View Post
If you had been at the mile, you would have heard this first hand... I still laugh...

A friend of mine that races out there was towing his camper trailer back from Florida where he works... He has a house in Gatesville, but works in Fl right now... so, he is coming across the Atchafalaya in Louisiana... This trailer is a triple axle toy hauler 42 foot long... He was in his dodge one ton dually... running hard... really hard... It's about two am when he passes a trucker...

He liked to have sucked the headlights out of the truck as he went by... in excess of 90 mph... truck was doing about 55...

So a few miles down the road, bout 20 or so, he needs a head visit and fuel... so he stops near Lafayette at a truck stop.. He tops off the truck tank and empties his personnel tank... There is a lone black lady working at the counter, that has Sean laughing already and a black truck driver comes walking in... older guy, really nice... He looks around... and looks at Sean... and says...

I'll try to speel it like Sean sounded it out...

Trucker...Zat you driving at dodge with the campuh...
Sean replies yes...
Trucker says, you just come'in off'in the chafalaya...
Sean replies yes,
Trucker says, That mother f#%$6er was sanging.... just fu$%ing sanging...

Sean and the lady laughed to high hell, and Sean left... WE were pretty lit when he told it and I was dying laughing... He does it more justice than I can...
Gotta love those LoozianaAcadians lol... they learnt me about 'boodan', 'eyestuhs' and 'pootz' ... add crayfish and it's their four food groups.... oh and beer... five food groups
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