[mikeyg36]

OH SHIT I have another. This one tops all the ones that I have. Okay so we are at boot camp and its lunch time at the galley. Pretty good day I guess the food at boot camp was decent so chow time was the time of day everyone looked forward to. So we had these delicious ass nutrigrain bars available to us in the chow line. Ya know the ones with like strawberry or blueberry or whatever the ****. This dude was sitting across from me, and my buddy was to my right. Him and I are bullshitting making sure not to be seen talking by the RDC'S, those ****ers can sense a recruit talking through a metal concert thats 20 miles wide. Me, my buddy, and this kid get done eating and the kid asks how we are able to get another nutrigrain bar. I looked at my buddy cause I was almost certain we werent allowed to get up and get more shit cause we shoulda got that shit the first time. So we think for a minute, and i see it could go two ways, the kids just gets up and gets a nutrigrain and he gets his ass chewed for it, or he does nothing and its whatever. Out of nowehere my buddy says "yeah you can get another you just have to take your empty train, go to the RDC's table stand at attention, hit the tray on the table and say whatever flavor of bar you want and the rdc will tell you to run to get it and eat it back at your seat." i just looked at him trying not to laugh because I knew that this dude was stupid enough to do it. Sure enough he says "oh cool thanks man". get up.....walks over to the RDC's table with empty tray in hand. Everyone is looking at him at this point wondering what the **** in gods green asshole hes doing. RDC's are staring at this idiot going to the table. Hell the whole galley was curious as to what this ****ing kid was doing. He stands in front of the table at attention, SLAMS the tray on the table and scream "STRAWBERRY." sweet jesus on a jew craker it was on. everyone from my division was told that chow time was over. trays to be throw away, and then double time it back to the compartment. We watched as this kid got beat for 2 hours straight while the rest of the division sat there and recited the 11 general orders for 2 hours in unison. holy shit bootcamp was a shitshow.

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