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Originally Posted by Jinx
I think they are going to compare all three pony cars together for shit and giggles, Clarkson will prolly favor the Camaro and say good thing about it (while grinding his teeth like it hurts him to say it), then at the near end of the show in the studio recap Clarkson is going to walk up to a BMW or some other european car that cost twice as much and out of nowhere start talking about how he would rather have that car; even though that car wasnt part of the story.
Words to expect (these are the "positive" Clarkson words referring to American cars:
-crude
-brute
-forgiving
Then somewhere he will find something minor wrong with the car (armrest or dash grain texture) and bash it, even though he would overlook it on a european car. Expect these words:
-garbage (pronounced by Clarkson: gaaarbige)
-clumsy
-primitive
Then if he does a overall positive review, he will say something along the lines that he is surprised the Americans are capable of building such cars (As if we are cavemen or something). Then he will flame the styling by complaining the retro cues (in which he has no respect for, which isnt surprising....since he is not American) and complain that it is not has stylish as his nutswinging favorite European cars.
I think that prolly is what the script will look like.
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Well done!
just a side note and observation regarding the show top gear, I find they ' the hosts' are almost 'elitests' . Having the audience stand for an entire show like peasents, while the hosts sit in comfort.
