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Originally Posted by Angrybird 12
Went to Auto Zone the other day with the top down and pulled in next to a old Honda with the hood up. The guy glanced over and did a double take then as I was walking in he asked if I would trade even for his Honda. When I said "I don't think so", he acted like I insulted him....
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Dude was crazy, no two ways about it. Bat. Shit. Crazy.
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Originally Posted by CamaroCracka
When I first got my car and lived in a house with just a two car garage, I had to park my car in the drive for a few weeks because I was remodeling. Some wannabee ganstas spray painted it the night of Thanksgiving. My wife always shops on Black Friday so I caught it still wet and used some lacquer thinner to clean it up so no harm was done. However, when the wannabees walked by the house on another day, my wife heard them talking about how the "cracka don't deserve a car like that." Don't ask my how they knew my name, but that is how I found out who did it, at least I assume it was them. They were squatting in a foreclosed house on another block. So we called the cops every time we saw them in there as did the neighbors and before you knew it the cops caught them doing something and they disappeared from this neighborhood.
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Hilarious, first of all. Second, I can't help feeling like if you can't afford a place to live, maybe you should be spending what little money you do scrape together on food rather than spray paint for vandalism.
Prolly didn't buy the paint did they?
I have gotten both love and hate but love by far and away more often.
"I
love your car man." -some young fellas in the mall parking lot.
"Dude, your car is so sick." -the cart guy in the Wegman's parking lot. "What is it?" he asks. "A Camaro!" "It's AWESOME!" "Thanks man."
"That was a nice bat mobile ya drove away in the other day, Mike!" -Wedding coordinator.
The best was my dad though. I just got it and drove it to my little brother's baby shower so my whole family was there. Me and Pop, an avid muscle car guy, walk out to it together. He stands there staring at it without saying a word for every bit of 2 minutes. Without looking away he sticks his hand out. I take it and give it a hardy shake. Finally he looks at me and says, "I want the KEYS, son!!" LOL!!!!