The third option cracked me up so I had to select it
(I don't think you're stupid and I don't consider myself a prick)
I've driven in those temps but I store my car in a heated garage so the tires are already warmer when I start and they seem to warm up faster / retain heat more.
If I parked outside I'd be way more careful. That said I just cruise when it's that cold, no spirited driving.