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Old 09-01-2009, 06:35 AM   #147
Ject
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Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What do mustangs and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.

Q: What do you call two mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Camaro, a vicious animal which eats Mustangs.
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